Why Malays Won't Hook on Foreigners

Marriage is a contentious issue and should be weighted and reasoned wisely, of course, with the consult from the elders. Oh, not to mention, courtship too. Since I've never been flirting with anyone, perhaps I'll just leap into marriage. No big surprise. My mom did.

OK, these few days, actually months in Auckland have taught me a lot. One of it, I just figured why Malays like me won't share my personal life with foreigners like those blue-eyed.

To be brief, I'll just number it.

1. Foreigners are not accustomed with formality of respect towards elders. They'd just openly call people with their first names without the title, like 'Ros' which we would address "Makcik Ros'. Or 'Minah' that we'd call 'Tok Minah'. I don't want my wife to be calling my mom 'Hawa' like she's her best friend. They would end up enemies at the end of the day. Trust me.
2. Their coarse voice and loud talking. Yes, their voice is kinda blown up when they talk, almost like any normal Malay guys. I'm afraid my brothers would feel emasculated confronting my wife. They can have the 'most macho voice' award, I don't want my wife to seize that title either. And yes, white girls are loud when talking, just like other normal girls. But one thing that makes our girls are made from the finest, is we don't swear like the boys, and we don't have mean girls that would discriminate and ditch their girl peeps. OK, that was two.
3. Besides wearing sexy clothes and boob-popping bras, they don't really wash their bodies. So, you can actually smell them from a distant. A foul one. ehehehe.. macam orang tak mandi laa..
4. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT! Most of them aren't virgins. We know that they don't actually secure their virginity for the loved ones whatever. And since then, they're heartless. We all know how spooky in their society to be virgins, they will be treated like freaks. And since they aren't virgins anymore, they can have the privilege to fu*k any guys on campus.
5. TOP PRIORITY: They aren't really Muslim. Besides I don't know what's rolling in their head when they hear "ISLAM". Surely, I'm not on the list of guy-to-spy. I don't mind. They aren't my type either. Besides their prejudice, and similar to Malay girls, they are judgmental. So, my quest on non-judging girl ends here. Mom, book me a bride. I'll return for engagement.

(Opps, that's not brief!)

Those are the reasons. I might add some in other posts.

They say 'the grass is always greener on the other side'. That's when we ditch our possessions looking for something more enchanting, but it's too late when we know that  we ditched the best.

It's OK, there're plenty of fish in the aquarium.