Can I ask one simple question? This is an honest question, and hopefully I can get some honest replies as well.
"In all possible relationship, why would all girls expect guys to fancy soccer and worship football players like they're their Gandhi?"
I know and I understand that this question is slightly demeaning towards those "normal and fabulous" dudes who fail to move on, knowing that they will never be as masterful, or meteoric, or eminent as the respective footballers on earth.
These "cool" guys who sizzle on sale, are torching their nights up just to witness the glory of their favourite team, don't matter their school coming up, or undone assignments. In their minds, soccer is the best thing that is ever created in the history of human.
These "cool" guys who bends all other sports and claim football as superior as ever. These "cool" guys who abandon some friends who they claim as wimpy because they don't play football, or futsal on the same subject spoken.
These "cool" guys who will walk up the stairs with their snotty hideous faces heralding to the world, of what great match was that!
Whatever I wrote, I want to disclaim that I don't address any figure in person, and I don't refer my statements to anybody specifically.
It's just, I'm pissed when some boys and girls keep asking me, like, "hey boy why don't you go kick the ball?" And they'd be frustrated with my reply which would sound, "well I don't really fancy that", or "I don't do kicking butt".
As my answers settle their brain receptor, then will come the sinister judgment. Which are evil laden. I loathe these premature judgments which will get me nowhere, solve nothing but bear me more pain. Its like asking an impotent lady, "hey why don't you have a couple of kids, they would be nice." Isn't that despicable?
But I can't stop the public to spur their insights, it's like asking children to like carrots when they would cautiously toss it out from their plate. Yet, I want to share that, at least that I enjoy some other sports but football, I hope I sound man enough. I know so.
And to all football dreamers, grow up. Learn that you'll never be a superstar. And I hope not to hear any pleas or urges to make me kick balls around the field.
Cheers. : )
